Vicky Cristina Barcelona.

Vicky Cristina Barcelona, a true psychological trigger for all those who have a creative stint in them. A beautiful summer in a small town in Spain, filled with love, creativity and strangers, appeals to the vintage craving and induces the feeling of getting rejoiced at the smell of the summer which is both lonely and not, at the same time. A break from the conventional way of living and experimenting on the hidden aspirations to settle the satisfaction element in oneself is the base of the plot. Creativity is lost with the obviousness factor of life. To explore the creative you, it is imperative to experiment with an unusual, yet aspired life.  Interestingly, the talent which may not have any connection with the experimental life will evolve and get developed into a full-fledged creativity of yours and thus exposing its unnoticed link with one’s lifestyle. A beautiful music which adds to the vintage look and the interesting use of the word “Barcelona” successfully revives the emotional connection. In the end, the experiment must reach its termination followed by the take-over by the usual conventional lifestyle for the sake of a more practical living. The movie captures a unique part of one’s desire for a break from the boring life with a tinge of adventure driven by the urge for exploring the creative ogre in you.

FRIENDSHIP?

Friendship is a beautiful bitch, 
And yes I say it with no glitch; 
People call you lucky if you have friends, 
Probably they aren't aware of the changing trends; 
Beautiful it appears in the beginning days, 
But the fact is, it's no more than a whore, makes you happy till you pays.; 
You don't agree to what I says?, 
Wait for it child, you still in your diapers, soon there will be wisdom rays... 

-a misanthropist.

Thank You ...

kabhi unka pyaar se khana khilana,
kabhi unka daant kar thappad maarna;
kabhi unka muskura kar gale lagana,
kabhi unka naraz hokar baat na karna;
kabhi unka subah-subah uth kar school chodne aana,
kabhi unka late night film dikhane le jaana;
kabhi unka neend na aane par thap-thapa kar lori sunana,
kabhi unka mere liye saari duniya se lad jana;
kabhi unka yeh kahna k 'tu tension mat le, mai hun na',
kabhi unka saari raat jag kar mera khayal rakhna;
kabhi unka mujhe uthane k liye khud jaldi uth jana,
kabhi unka zabardasti 'bas yeh wala last' kehkar khana khilana;
kabhi unka exam me kam no. aane par v gussa na hona,
toh kabhi unka station chodne aana aur apne aansuon ko aankhon me hi dabaye rakhna...

bachpan se lekar aaj tak mujhe duniya ki har khushi dena, mummy-papa hi hain jinhone sikhaya hai mujhe jina..
Sabko samajhna chahiye yeh, k nihswarth bhao se koi nahi karta kisi k liye koi kaam, bahut kam hote hain aise log jo dil se sochte hain tumhare liye, us list me sabse upar hai tumhare mummy-papa ka naam.. _/\_

Hope will make you proud one day :-)

IwaNt@3a.m.

Booze off on the streets of Miami and Vegas; doze off with Angelina jolie and wake up spooning Megan fox; jump off the Eiffel tower and land in the ocean racing with dolphins; party the whole night then teleport to the other side of the globe before the sunrise, party again; a ride on the batpod and an excursion with Dr.WHO; a meal with the Pope and a Cigar puff with the Hulk; an album with PSY and the whole fucking world-bank in my bank balance; foot massage by a playboy model and a hand-shake with Tyrion Lannister. Yes, this is all I want and I want it right NOW!!

Love-tion!

A feeling, an emotion , an expression beyond description;
source of my elation , and reason of all the aberration;
After putting everything to summation and all the permutation,
Here comes my conclusion..

It is LOVE, and people sometimes do call it a Desperation !

For all those in a hurry, wait for it buddy, it needs time for respiration.
Hope this was a useful creation..

Statutory Warning: This write-up is not a reliable source of inspiration. ;-)

Y U No HappY ?

Sometimes, we say ,'Yes, everything is perfect', neglecting the universal adage 'Nothing Is Perfect'. Perfect or not perfect is a 'don’t care shit' until you are happy from the core of your heart. What does it take to be happy everyday? ;  Money? Power? respect? ;  May these play a contributing role but aren't a perennial source to the happy feeling. The star ingredient to complete the recipe is 'self-satisfaction'. Only if you are happy with yourself, u can be happy with others. The satisfaction lies within a bunch of yes’ and no’s, any alteration in any of the yes’ and no’s alters happiness to sadness.
'Yes, I have done my work with sincerity', 
'Yes, I have made my parents proud', 
'Yes, I have done a good thing today' , 
'Yes, I have contributed to the society', 
'Yes, I dream and will achieve it someday', 
'Yes, I could bring a smile on someone else’s face' , 
'Yes, I gave my 100%'; 'No, I haven’t betrayed anyone', 
'No, I haven’t misbehaved', 
'No, I haven’t hurt anyone's feelings' , 
'No, I didn't break any law', 
'No, I didn't trouble any innocent', 
'No, I dint do something which I have to regret for later'. 

Many a times we are ambivalent about a task or an event or even with our behavior  many a times we abhor ourselves and wish to abscond away from the eyes of the world, many a times world is lonelier than ever and friends seem to be aliens,; yes it is depression and can be with anyone. Its just like a black hole which engulfs the victim into its wide mouth and the victim instead of retaliating, starts to like this and goes on deeper and deeper into the clutches of this ogre. Here the only savior is the belief that 'Its not too late, things can and will definitely change' and ' You are happy, even if there is no one to share this happiness with'. Everyday is not a Sunday and there comes morning after every night. Satisfaction that You haven’t done wrong to anyone and if at all you did , then you regret it, and make sure that you won’t let it happen ever. Believe in yourself, and devote your time in something you like and enjoy. Life is meant to be lived and enjoyed, it aint necessary to please someone but it is to not harm anyone. You are the master of your own life, live it for yourself, live it to the fullest and enjoy maximum. Remember, it was you out of the million sperms who made it to get a life, if that is possible then what not? There is nothing that you can’t do, Its just that you need to push yourself more and try harder. 

The G-121 ka dhamaka!!

School life ho gayi khatam, pata hi na chala,
saare dost kahan chale gaye, sabka contact no. hi badal gaya;
banaye naye dost engineering ki field me humne,
yaad rahenge wo din jab jaate the hum ek saath ghumne;
karte the bahut masti, udaate the ek doosre ki khilli,
kya khana hai jaldi batao, geera glass aur ho gayi patloon gili !
muvi dekhne chalen? 'kamsin kali lagi hai!' ,
anjal bola: nahi bhai mujhe sardi lagi hai :( ;
sardi se muvi ka kya connection? kiya sanchay ne raise question..,
samjha karo bhai, sardi k karan hogaye hain patni k saare exit points me loose connection! ;)
gana chalao yaar , nakra ne ki farmaaish,
hindi gana chalata hun, sanchay bola, puri karta hun teri khuwaish;
chal sanchay, ho jaaye ek cricket ka game,
dhat!, GRE padhna hai, nahi hai time mere pass for ur match, wo v lame;
bhook lagi, kuch kholte hain na yaar, bola nakra,
chal patni khila de aaj tu masale wala khakra;
chodi kya tune?, puchta sanchay mujhse..,
mmhmmmm!, spray kar jaldi patni, kahta saale kya dushmani hai humse?! ;
aaj tu tala khol bolta patni mujhse,
Oo, yaar jor ki susu aayi, mai karke aaya jaldi se..;
aise the hamare din, yaad rakhunga mai yaaron,
saal me ek get-together rakhenge, in london, paris or morroco.

The' Ch@ddi Dance'

THE CHADDI DANCE!!

One fine evening, when many of the hostel folks were busy witnessing the much awaited India-England match, few unfortunate were bound to involve themselves in other stuff which were up in their ‘things to do’ priority list. Yes, it was me with my ex-roomie, right at the corner of the washroom, seeing each others faces’ hazy reflections in the bucket dumped with dirty cloths. Apparently , leaving the cloths soaked in hot detergent water weakens the strains and reduces the much of the muscle work. Hostel life teaches you all this! When we could take no more of our pleasing reflections, we decided to give it a damn, and to put our muscles through some real drill. Life gets monotonous at times, but I must say this is the most vulnerable phase of any creative mind to come up with his magnum opus. Yes, we couldn’t restrict the creative ogre in us, and inspired by the ‘Gangnum Style’ lad, we too made our own rocking dance, called it ‘THE CHADDI DANCE’. ! lets have a brief description. But before that some statutory warning:

        1)      People with boxers shouldn’t try this, only v-shape allowed.

        2)      Commando running people, you are missing a lot.

        3)      Active hand movements required, people with good masturbation practise preferred.

So, here it goes, lets start. 1 2 3..

Firstly, rest your ass on an imaginary horse. Then raise your hands(holding an underwear), making complementary angle to your belly. Each hand should be holding the cut portion of the same underwear. Now, let the music start, all you have to do is rub both your palms against each other to wash the underwear. After 2-3 seconds of rubbing, give it a pause, turn 60 degree clockwise, keeping your legs still in the initial position, and now repeat the same act. Hence, producing a mind-boggling chaddi dance, no wonder the underpants will also get washed. Fascinating it is and an excellent way to get yourself familiar to some dance steps. Try it, then only you will know it! 

LovE yoU HameShA

Baarish me lejaaunga long-drive pe ice-cream khilaane,

Sham ko karenge walk beach k kinaare;

Weekend pe 9 se 12 ki picture dikhaane lejaaunga,

Aadhi raat me v tujhe pyaar se sahlaaunga;

Sapna hai mera k chaand pe ghar banaunga,

Taaron ki roshni se pure ghar ko sajaunga;

Ho gaya jhagda kav, toh pahle mai hi tujhe manaaaunga,

Rooth gayi agar kav tu toh khaana v pakaunga;

Pata hai torture hoga mera banaya hua khaana,

Tension not mujhe aata hai aur v tarikon se tujhe manana;

Candle ki light me karenge hum dinner,

Complement dunga tujhe ‘baby u have got thinner and sexier’;

Karenge hum apne garden me sham ko ball dance,

Thoda sa naadan hun madam, galti ho jaaye toh please give me one more chance;

Badle me nahi maangta kuch jyaada,

Bas dena tu mera saath hamesha;

Tere bina zindagi se gayab ho jaayegi sweetness,

Baby u are the only source of happiness;

Wada hai tujhse har wafa mai nibhaaunga,

Saari zindagi tujhe palkon pe baithaaunga;

Budhi v hogayi tu, tab v mera love rahega pahle ki tarah intact,

Fevicol ka jod hai madam, nahi hai koi muvi ka dramebaaz act;

Maana k thodi jhuriyaan pad jaayegi on your face,

But i m sure, my love will not go out of pace;

Piyenge saath me hum coconut ka paani,

Us umar me v bana k rakhunga tujhe apni raani;

Potae potiyon ko sunaayenge apni love story,

Baby jab tak rahunga mai, u won’t have to worry;

Teri taarifon k pul tab v mai baandhunga,

Luv u jaan karte karte kav na mai rukunga;

Guiness buk of world records me naam hoga hamara,

We will be listed under the category-couple sabse pyaara;

Akele na kav chodunga tujhe ye wada hai mera,

Saari umar rahega sawar junoon, kiska ? are jaan offend na ho, sirf tera  :*

Holi Aayi ...

Duniya k v Rang niraale haiN,
dekho aaj sab hoLi me kaise Laal Pile hain;
Dekho aaye bache pichkaari lekar,
bade v hain chal pade mann me umang bharkar;
ho rahi hai rangon ki bauchaar har taraf se,
"LaaL kitne ka diya bhai sahab?", puch rahe bache rang wale uncle se;
Dost dushman bane sab Bhai-Bhai,
Chalon khelen holi , bahut ho gayi ladai;
bacha apni khadoos padosan aunty pe rang uchalta hai,
"Bura na maano aunty aaj holi ka mauka hai";
Boy-friend apni Ex ko gulal lagata hai,
"kaisi ho jaan?,yaad hai hum pahli baar yahin pe baarish me bhige the..,av v meri yaad aati hai?";
School ho gayi band, bachon ko mili holi-day;
"Mem-sahab mai holi khelne jaayegi apne pantar k saath'', gangu bai ko v mila off-day;
Papu bola "dadaji aap nahi kheloge holi?'',
dada ji ne kaha" dadi k saath date hai meri, but only after tum jaldi se jao khelne holi..";
Bache budhe sab aaj kitne khush hain dekho,
kisi k mann me koi bair nahi, chamatkaar hi ho gaya hai maano;
Holi aayi khushiyan lekar, manao ise dhum-dhaam se,
chuk the work man !, ek din off v lo tum apne kaam se;
rakho apna ego on a side,
Papu bola apni crush se"babes chalogi on a ride?";
kisi ke liye chutti , toh kisi ke liye ek chance maarne ka mauka,
aayi yaaron holi, mila hai jo mauka, maar do chauka;
duniyan k v rang kitne niraale hote hain,
Ek din baad sab phir apne "routine work" me rang jaate hain...

HapPy HoLI :D